How Brazilian are you?

Take this quiz to find out how Brazilian (or not) you are:

Food

You eat all the parts of the traditional feijoada, including the chunks of skin, ear, and foot: + 7
The idea of eating chicken hearts grosses you out: – 5
Lunch is the biggest meal of your day: + 4
You like your coffee Starbucks-style: – 6
You put farinha on everything: + 3

Your last name is only one word: – 5
You say “Ai!” and not “Ow!” when you get hurt: + 5
You’ve used “psiu” to get someone’s attention: + 2
Your Portuguese has corrupted your English to the point where you sometimes sound like a non-native speaker: + 4
You sometimes end your sentences with “…viu?” + 4
You accidentally order “poop water” (água de cocô) instead of “coconut water” (água de coco): – 6

You shower at least twice a day: + 3
You only leave the house “arrumada” (put together) and “cheirosa” (smelling good): + 4
You feel uncomfortable in a bikini or sunga: – 5
You have a small scar on your upper arm from a childhood vaccination: + 3
You wear your Havaianas everywhere: – 2
You start complaining about the “cold” when the temperature dips below 70 degrees: + 2

You RSVP in a timely fashion: – 3
You spend time with your parents / in-laws at least once a week: + 5 (double that if you live with your parents / in-laws)
You don’t dance because you think you “can’t dance”: – 5
You think it’s normal to pay for a R$40 purchase in four installments: + 4
You don’t know who Faustão, Xuxa, Luciano Huck, Silvio Santos, or Ana Maria Braga are: – 1 for each
You do your own laundry, dishes, and cleaning: – 2
You have a favorite soccer team: + 5
Your devotion to your team is so great that you dress your baby in the team uniform, set off fireworks when a goal is scored, and may have gotten into fights with fans of rival teams: + 10